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Shoreditch Twats- As Predictable as an Estonian Girl Choosing an Inappropriate Boyfriend
So, im back in twat central - Shoreditch, Hackney, London. (Thanks to Oli, Mia and Marino for putting me up) A Shoreditch Twat, yesterday...
Daft Ideas to take yourself out of the Gene Pool no 1 - Marathon Des Sables
Today I should receive confirmation that my entry to the Marathon des Sables was successful. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon_des_Sabl...
CHI RUNNING (and the fact that the solution always comes when you are on the toilet not thinking about anything in particular)
I had an interesting conversation the other day about 'The Secret' and how it does seem that if you really need somthing, then someh...
Dublin, tuesday 11th November
So up at 5 for a daytrip to dublin...full fried breakfast at the kingfisher, brilliant! It was the highlight of the day except the National ...
We must stop this Estonian World Domination Threat!
Some people are have bizzare notions that Jews or Chinese or Masons secretly control the world. What the hell are these guys talking about? ...
Unusual places to look for your future wife no 316 - prostitutes
Falling in love with a crack whore i think i can safely say isn't up there with 'wise decisions in history' but still...what ab...
Identifying Uninspiring Twats no 1 - The Coldplay Test
So…we’ve all been there, you find yourself in a place all alone, but then two or three other ‘travellers’ turn up and order some food. Hmm ...
Glenmorangie Distillery, Dunrobin Castle, and the best Chippy in the Highlands
What a strange world it is, when we happened to be driving back to Dingwall, from eating the best Scallop and chips in the world (in a wee ...
the Story of the Glasgow Weirdo (no not me)
Every city has its weirdo. I've already introduced Mr Shitty , of Iquitos in a previous posting, but today i was reminded me of a very s...
Flores, Guatamala
I arrived in Flores on Saturday afternoon, and after a totally uneventful day, and after having no time to see Tikal (photo,right) which is ...
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Very Good Link to my other Blogpost
Back Running
Apologies for no recent interesting journalism, I've been trying to become a real writer. More Later!
Sunday, 16 October 2011
Why date pensioners?
I found a facebook group called
'why older men are better' or something like that.
Common Interest
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Beliefs & Causes
Description:
There's alot to be said for dating the more mature man:
1. They are more mature, therefore more interested in a relationship
2. They will have "hot younger girlfriend" and therefore won't be cheating on you with "hot younger girl"
3. More experience!!!
4. Will have stable job and therefore more money to spend on you!
5. Are probably more intelligent so will be able to hold a coherent conversation, and not bore you to death with talk about football or x-box
6. They are more likely to posess a car... and I don't mean a baked bean can on wheels, I mean like a porsche
7. Will not say "that was enjoyable", roll over and fall asleep after sex, they will probably talk or cuddle or both
8. Their life experiences means they will understand romance and will treat you like a lady... not like a cheap date
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