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Saturday, 6 October 2012

The 'American Bicycle' - 'Irish Heritage District' South Buffalo, New York

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There's nothing particularly wrong with South Buffalo. It's a collection of average looking houses on average looking streets in an average looking American town. With silly Gaelic street signs so plastic paddys can pretend they're Irish not American (actually I have seen some black guys with ginger hair though !)

But thats the tragedy - it is American....sooo American, and in every wrong way possible. The people are generally very nice, but I'm flabbergasted daily by the wholesale accepted ignorance of the populace in little slices like of the western world like here, where it seems the past 30 years just slipped by without any change whatsoever (except their diet, of course) Anyway heres what's been happening this week...

An 'American Bicycle' yesterday in the supermarket 

Travel Smart! - I walked into the bank down here yesterday, and the teller had never seen a foreign passport (or been overseas.) She had to spend 20minutes looking over it in detail with the bank manager to check I wasn't one of those ther 'Al Queedas' you hear about on the TV.

Nutrition Concious! - Tonight, as I was starved and food options are limited here, I ate a pizza in 'Wise Guys' Pizza. An enormous fat guy waddled in and waddled out with a box the size of a small car, quite possibly all for his own consumption. There are more vegetables for sale in a Glasgow Chip Shop than down here, believe me. But sadly it seems there are no proper restaurants (unless you count Macdonalds, Taco Bell, or dodgy looking faux Irish Bars.) I really have no idea why only two thirds of the American Population are overweight - where the hell does the other 1/3 eat to stay normal ?? (what an awful statistic though)

The infinitely more sophisticated cuisine of Buffalos 'East Side'

Bike Friendly, how progressive! - And if, you have the impudent cheek to cycle around, especially at night, even if you have a helmet and lights, every third car peeps their horn at you, as if to say 'Get off the f*n Road!'   Haven't these guys down here seen bikes before? I suppose it is Friday night after all so obviously they're in a rush to drive home from the bar to beat their wives.

Anyway, I'll take a proper cycle round the neighbourhood tomorrow and along the 'Seneca Bluffs' and see if i can find an oasis of non-corn syrup monsanto'd up food somewhere, although i'm pretty doubtful since i'm not quite sure if the internet even got here yet.


  1. Lack of food options means you must be in the ghetto. If there is one thing you can usually find in America, it is plenty of food options!

    1. There are plenty food options, if you like fast cheap hardcore processed food, but with regard to real options- yes, i'm afraid your right there ;o)

  2. top 10 restuarants in south buffalo - you're right!!!

    The Nine-Eleven Tavern 95%

    $$ South Buffalo - Burgers, Pub Food 9 Bloomfield Ave
    Conlon's Bar and Grill 92%

    $$ South Buffalo - American, Pub Food, Sandwiches/Subs 382 Abbott Rd
    Brick Oven Bistro & Deli 89%

    $$ South Buffalo - American, Pizza, Sandwiches/Subs 904 Abbott Rd
    Jo Jo's Pizza & Subs 84%

    $$ South Buffalo - Pizza 528 Abbott Rd
    Leo's Pizzeria 79%

    $$ South Buffalo - Pizza 2077 Seneca St
    EatZa My Pizza

    $$ South Buffalo - Pizza, Sandwiches/Subs 174 Orchard Park Rd.
    Leo's Pizzeria

    $$ South Buffalo - Pizza,