Most Popular Posts...
-
The funniest thing happened when we got to Nha Trang, which is the main resort here in Vietnam. Walking around the quiet town a...
-
If the only thing you could hear in the gym sauna today was my palm slapping my forehead, then all would have been well. ...
-
Preparing the Laced Kool Aid Just realising that today is one year since I took Ayahuasca in Peru, with Hamilton Souther and the blue m...
-
Now i think i see what happens to guys who've been fighting in the front line and then get back to normality. When you push your adrenil...
-
Is it just me or is there a real wish for the western world to rip itself out of the banality of its current non-existance based around spo...
-
Thankyou, Drug users of the world for helping build this beautiful city of Panama Hell here i am in this crazy hot heat with the wh...
-
Ok, guys, now i would like to ask for some feedback. since i've spent years living in them, I'm toying with the idea of setting up...
-
Unemployment among young people in USA stands at over 20%, and that doesn't even count part-time people who are freelance website design...
-
Disclaimer - If you are easily offended, or have no concept of or sense of humour, especially regarding jokes about rednecks or fat people ...
-
So finally my first novel is out in the open... You can buy it here in USA, and here for the UK - But most importantly, check out the ...
Monday 11 January 2010
the Story of the Glasgow Weirdo (no not me)
Every city has its weirdo. I've already introduced Mr Shitty, of Iquitos in a previous posting, but today i was reminded me of a very strange, (and totally repulsive) man, i think without a doubt the person who disgusted me more than anyone ive ever seen - the 'city weirdo' of Glasgow. Well everyone is interesting to some people, if even in a manky and perverse way, so i think its my duty that this story is told to the world....
I was in the toilet at Glasgow Central Station today, which was what reminded me of the time i 'met' the weirdo. I went in (this was about 10 years ago) and the toilet was quite busy, but fortunately a guy just came out of one of the cubicles. He smiled at me strangely as he came out, and seemed vaguely familiar. I walked in and there was a porno mag sitting there on the pan, that he had just freshly 'soiled' that minute. Nice. thanks a lot. He'd only been standing there jerking off with the door open. It was pretty disgusting, THEN i remember where i recognised him from......
A few weeks earlier, as it happened, i was walking along Gordon Street, a main city pedestrian Street in Glasgow. It was rush hour, about 5 pm so the street was busy. I noticed suddenly a kind of gap appearing and this same guy, giving me this pretty weird pervy look. Then i realised he was walking quickly through the street, wanking himself and leering at everyone who caught his eye. Unbeleivable. I dont know if anyone has everwitness this, but it was a real double take..hes doing what? im scarred for life.
A few weeks later again, there was a guy arrested, caught in the red light area, drinking used condoms, and im pretty sure its the same guy. Fuck. Some people. I must admit im not shocked by much but....anyway...
So ladies, when your boyfriend farts or forgets to bring home the bread you asked him to, or is just being generally annoying, just be thankful, it could be worse, at least you arent with the 'city weirdo', or 'mr shitty' who are both most likely in a very safe place right now getting very special help.
thus ends the story of the Glasgow Weirdo.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment