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Ayahuasca , One Year On
Preparing the Laced Kool Aid Just realising that today is one year since I took Ayahuasca in Peru, with Hamilton Souther and the blue m...
Sauna Etiquette for Non Finns/Estonians/Russians
If the only thing you could hear in the gym sauna today was my palm slapping my forehead, then all would have been well. ...
The 'American Bicycle' - 'Irish Heritage District' South Buffalo, New York
Disclaimer - If you are easily offended, or have no concept of or sense of humour, especially regarding jokes about rednecks or fat people ...
DUBAI, The Frankensteins Monster
Right now, i'm waiting on a delayed train from New York to Buffalo, after the famous 'pretend blizzard' here. I...
More Evidence on Coldplay (Not that its needed)
It's nothing to do with travel but, really, one of the funniest scenes for quite a while.... yes its the 'You know how i know y...
Ayahuasca Revisited
So here I am on the overnight flight from Chicago to London, with a free upgrade to first class, and my own bed, pyjamas, an...
What did you do on your 40th birthday Grandpa? - Tranvestite Cabaret, Rochester
So how did YOU spend your fortieth birthday, my great grandchildren will one day ask. Actually, last night it turned midnight and I was los...
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Malaysia is a first world country just desperate to get out of it's 3rd world clothing. Kuala Lumpur is Tallinn if Singapore was Helsink...
Bangkok Rock
I landed in Bangkok at 6am so got a taxi straight to the hotel - Legacy Suites on Soi 29, off Sukhumvit Street, the main middle class drag i...
One week until Morocco
Well, with less than a week to go before my impending death in the Sahara desert, in the Marathon Des Sables so I thought id share with you...
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Very Good Link to my other Blogpost
Back Running
Apologies for no recent interesting journalism, I've been trying to become a real writer. More Later!
Sunday, 16 October 2011
Why date pensioners?
I found a facebook group called
'why older men are better' or something like that.
Common Interest
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Beliefs & Causes
Description:
There's alot to be said for dating the more mature man:
1. They are more mature, therefore more interested in a relationship
2. They will have "hot younger girlfriend" and therefore won't be cheating on you with "hot younger girl"
3. More experience!!!
4. Will have stable job and therefore more money to spend on you!
5. Are probably more intelligent so will be able to hold a coherent conversation, and not bore you to death with talk about football or x-box
6. They are more likely to posess a car... and I don't mean a baked bean can on wheels, I mean like a porsche
7. Will not say "that was enjoyable", roll over and fall asleep after sex, they will probably talk or cuddle or both
8. Their life experiences means they will understand romance and will treat you like a lady... not like a cheap date
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